It all starts like a normal day for a galaxy saving super hero: getting up, having a little flirt with my ships creepy counsellor, and checking my mail. But what's that? A mail from the "Illusive Man" - the guy who spent literally billions rebuilding my body and my ship after I wrecked them both in a stupid spacefight. So lets see what we can do for the man with Martin Sheens voice:
Imagine hearing how Martin Sheen types this on his notebook - Thats what I call voice acting |
whoahoahoahoahoouuuu of cause I will be super-duper carefull in this matter, mister superrich. Just like yesterday, when I blew up that space station full of advanced alien technology instead of handing it over to you greedy, manipulative bastard.
Mission 1: Hermes Station
A short flight through half the galaxy later my ship arrives at the planet Aite. Now I have to select the two pityfull members of my crew who have to accompany their insane captain on this suicide mission.
The red one is not a native american: she's just "dead in action" cause my team can only hold one insane psychopath |
The only enemies I'll face in this mission are Geth. They're robots mostly utilizing shields, sometimes armor as defense. So I choose Miranda and Grunt as my teammates. Why?
Miranda:
The black stuff is supposed to be clothing, but I swear: it looks like bodypainting... |
- Heavy Overload rips allmost complete shielding off a standard trooper.
- Heavy Warp kills around a third of a heavy armoured enemy - even around corners.
- Cerberus Officer increases weapon damage of all team members - this means: MOAAR DAMAGE!!!1111einself.
- Slam pulls enemies up and slams their faces to the floor after their protections have been ripped off by Overload/Warp.
- Datt Ass
Grunt:
That's what a ton of concentrated death looks like [yes, he can eat you] |
- Concussive Shot let's the bodies hit the floor. Once an enemy is thrown to the floor by an explosive shell they think twice before getting up again.
- Inferno Ammo ignites every projectile of Grunts guns. Burning ammo does damage to nearby enemies and rips through armor. Unprotected enemies catch on fire and try to "cool down" for 2-3 seconds. Burning enemies also ignite nearby comrades. Combining that with Grunds shotgun makes him an armored flame-thrower-thrower.
- Krogan Pureblood increases Grunts awesomeness
- Fortification heals Grunts shields and gives him a bonus of like... 50% in shielding.
- He's basically a badass damage soak with legs and a burning shotgun
Knowing how fucked up the situation is the game decides for me not to take an unarmed shuttle to land in the supposedly friendly scientist base - it chooses to send the M-44 Hammerhead hoovertank. My lucky day...
My badass-crew drives to work in their hover tank |
Definately no job for an apple genius |
And then? What happens next? Obviously fights, but... You'll see.. in a few days or so...
Thanks for reading.